I went to WotC page today. I was hoping maybe they’d decided to pimp the D&D documentary, since Lisa Stevens of Paizo did days ago. Alas, they did not.

However, they did have THIS.

My first reaction was to laugh hysterically. I stared in horror, laughed, and laughed and laughed. While taking a shower, I laughed even more.

How in the world can this be what they are focusing on? Paizo is top-selling in the RPG biz right now, they have to focus on a new edition, and the aspects they focus on is SHOULD MY MINOTAUR LADY HAVE BOOBS?

I just don’t understand this logic. It hurts my brain and makes me sad that this is what WotC has become. It’s obvious they want to stay good with fan input, but “should minotaurs have hooves or feet?” or “should they have boobs or udders?” are questions NO ONE CARES ABOUT.

By the way, this is what I constructed using their site’s poll options.

Wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle.